Last week I forgot to put the trash out to be picked up so yesterday I dumped it inside of one of those clothes donation bins.
Anonymous on 2010-02-13 at 14:27:29 EST. Secret #165
i wear women's socks when i ride my motorcycle
Samson on 2010-02-05 at 21:56:03 EST. Secret #163
i let my boyfriend beat me in video games all the time. he gets super angry and defensive if i dont and i really cant stand his whining. one day before i break up with him though i am gonna sonic boom him out of our apartment
twirl on 2010-02-03 at 10:33:42 EST. Secret #162
for years all of my friends and family have loved my strawberry tarts... they beg for them all the time, look blissful while feasting on them and miss them when they are gone. I wonder how much they will like them when they realize that my secret ingredient is aged bacon fat
Anonymous on 2010-02-01 at 19:15:35 EST. Secret #161
My owners didn't take me for a walk today so i left a nice fresh present in one of their slippers.
Anonymous dog on 2010-01-31 at 15:51:12 EST. Secret #160
I watch romantic comedies and cooking shows to help give me an advantage when talking to women
Anonymous on 2010-01-30 at 20:49:12 EST. Secret #159
I've been sneaking more and more healthy substitute ingredients into the cookies and cakes I bake for my family. My son noticed something was different immediately, but I told him they seemed the same to me.
Dolores on 2010-01-28 at 22:49:55 EST. Secret #158
Sometimes I drive with a mannequin in the passenger seat so I can take the carpool lane
Anonymous on 2010-01-26 at 07:02:04 EST. Secret #156
I have over 7 episodes of that vampire slayer show memorized from start to finish and I am a married man.
Bogart on 2010-01-25 at 19:24:19 EST. Secret #155
I've sat next to this guy in calculus class all year long and I have never had a bigger crush on anyone. I even got a tattoo (a temporary one) of his name on my wrist one day. I wore a short sleeve shirt and was hoping he would notice, but he never did... or at least he didn't say anything. I wish i could get his attention without any risk of rejection!
Anonymous on 2010-01-20 at 23:30:45 EST. Secret #153
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